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Saturday, July 18, 2009


God. It too me some time to realise that guy wasn't konohamaru.


+ Xyak @ 11:45 PM

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Sunday, June 21, 2009

YO FLOODERS(learn from munki'yo')
I'm back.
Thanks to your enthusiastic flooding.

First things first.
I dreamed......
of going on compu
then...
I turned around...
Naruto was doing his Chinese SIA =.=lll
I was watching Naruto.(the show,duh)
Naruto finished his Chinese SIA. And when he print it out there are pictures of gai sensei on it(WAT THE HELL???!?!)
Then Naruto turned around and saw wat I was doing.
Naruto SHRIEK:你在看什么鬼东西???!!!!!(cos we are all supposed to do hmwk)
Fantastic, Naruto called Naruto gui dong xi.
The next thing i knew, the HDB block collapsed and Litaitai sprang out of the rubble and ask me to donate to si chuan di zheng.


+ Xyak @ 12:07 AM

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Sunday, May 24, 2009

Yes, DAMN that La patchwork. I ran out of ideas at 600 words.
Here's my idea of futuristic things, which UNFORTUANTELY is NOt RELATED TO PANDEMIC, the topic:

You are in a futuristic living room.
-Conveyor belts so if you step on it, you can be transported to the kitchen without using any energy.

RELATED to PANDEMIC:

-SARS medicine so if you step on it and jump up and down you will be transported to the kitchen.
-Conveyor belt so if you step on it and bang into the kitchen wall while transporting, you will be cured of SARS.


+ Xyak @ 12:36 AM

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Saturday, May 23, 2009

It was Friday, Me still stuck in class doing zuo wen, with Sharyn oso doing zuo wen. With Hong Ying waiting for my zuo wen.

Me, halfway writing: Hahahagagagaghahagagagaga!!!

Hy:Stop it, you r retarded

Me:Hahahahgaggagagagagaga!!!

Shyn:EEEWW, Lady Gaga, I don't like her.

Me:Hahahahagagaga has nothing to do with Lady Gaga. Its juat a sms mistake. HAHAHAGAGAAGAGAGAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hy:Stop it, I am getting tired of your gagas

Shyn: Yuck, Lady Gaga

Me:Hahagagagahagaahagaahicicicci!!! Lets write Generation of Li tai tai on the board.

Hy:Okay!!!!

Me(while writing): Hahahahagagaagagagag!!!

Here's it:

Letitia
Letitai
Letaitai
Litaitai
李太太
老太太
Hahahahaggagggagaicici!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me:Hahahagagagagaicicic!!!!!!!I hanging in zuo wen now. Hahahagagagagagiciciic!!!!!!!

Sharyn: Hahahahahahagagagaagagagaagagagagagaagagagaga!!!!!!

Hy:=.=' Wat th HECK!!!! See lah!!! You influenced Sharyn!!!!!!!!!!!

-Happy Ending-


+ Xyak @ 11:32 PM

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Thursday, May 7, 2009

Shui Hui's non-responce to my chat:

Thursday,7 May, 2009

Me: Hi! wat you doing?
Today only have Maths homework, right?
reply leh
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still not replying*sob*
dingsomemore
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dujngd
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diungd
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dingidingding
wo ding w ding wo ding ding ding
Lee Shu Hui is typing...

well, wat can i say?


+ Xyak @ 6:26 AM

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Sunday, April 26, 2009

Well, I dunno why, but I suddenly remembered this way of longening (that can't be the right word) your compo.

Its from some book that I forgot.

For example, how to longen "Ms Neat gave the conductor bus fare."


Ms Neat is a very neat and orderly person. One day, she boarded a bus. The conductor asked for a ticket.

Ms Neat opened her handbag, took out her purse, opened up her handbag, took out her purse, closed her handbag, opened her purse, took out her coin, closed her purse, opened her handbag, put in her purse, closed her handbag.
The conductor gave her a ticket.


+ Xyak @ 11:15 PM

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Saturday, April 25, 2009

Whatever. Not commiting sucide doesn't mean life doesn't sux lo.

Why I so dao mei one. Lo. Friday, some senior in com lab sat on my skirt. Dunno how she did it when she is sitting on a completely another chair. Then after school Xing Yin sat on my skirt. Then when boarding bus home some STRANGER sat on my skirt!!! ARGGHH... ...!!!!!! My grandma is so going to scold me for crumpling it lo. (Even if it is not my fault.) (Wait, it is neither Xing Yin and others fault. Ya, its my skirt's fault. I should say that.)

Currently stuck with photoshop thing. And I JUST realised to my HOOROR that I put wrong string at wrong place. Now I have to redrag all the 21 strings.(I can't believe I wrote hoorer. Its making me sound like an owl.)

BUAARRGGHHH!!!!!! Photoshop encountored a problem. Windows is checking for a solution. MY 21 STRINGS GUZHENG!!!!!!! NI ZAO SI!!!!!!老子的GUZHENG!!!!!!

Guess I should have saved it every 5 minutes. SAME SITUATION with my Chinese SIA. I am so unlucky even though I am blogging.*sob*

Oh, and I forgot to bring my handphone again. So can't write the handphone smses.

YAY!!!!!Naruto shippuuden movie Bonds FINALLY came out!!! But it is not subbed yet. But should be done by next week or perhaps 2 weeks later at narutoget.com(thanks to LShu Hui, who recommended the site)

Okay, got to go now. At least I posted something. When Xinge told me yesterday that my blog is officially rotting(is it Xinge in the first place?? I forgot.) Oh, and today de FPS Xinge changed her name to WANG XING haha. da shu hui spotted it first. $.$

Extra money for FPS day, bought honeydew milkshake with it.

Hang on, why am I still going on and on when I am supposed to go???
And I hear the Bandai sponsor thingy coming from after the Naruto opening, which reminds me, Shugo Chara one is Point Canyon, which reminds me, my friend Cindy used to always imitate the Point Canyon phrase, which reminds me, maybe I should imitate also cos I am so wu liao and writing some fei hua in my blog which probably is annoying you , the reader, whoever you are. Which reminds me, I have to go off now before my grandma catch me not doing my photoshop and shriek her head off.

Talking about shrieking her head off. Her voice is extremely loud to begin with. So when she shrieks, the poor construction worker is going to have to rebuilt my block, thinking that there is a bomb blast.

Oh, and talking about construction workers, I saw the BIGGEST human shadow in my life just this week. Of a construction worker standing on a crane with his shadow displayed on the cloth to cover the frame of the building. So my first thought when I saw that was Giant Gorilla Attacks One Dollar's HDB flat. I can see it in the headlines next morning.

mailto:$%@!#!%??#$^!!!!???@#!#$$#!$ Which reminds me, bye.


+ Xyak @ 5:57 AM

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