Well, I dunno why, but I suddenly remembered this way of longening (that can't be the right word) your compo.
Its from some book that I forgot.
For example, how to longen "Ms Neat gave the conductor bus fare."
Ms Neat is a very neat and orderly person. One day, she boarded a bus. The conductor asked for a ticket.
Ms Neat opened her handbag, took out her purse, opened up her handbag, took out her purse, closed her handbag, opened her purse, took out her coin, closed her purse, opened her handbag, put in her purse, closed her handbag.
The conductor gave her a ticket.
+ Xyak @ 11:15 PM
Whatever. Not commiting sucide doesn't mean life doesn't sux lo.
Why I so dao mei one. Lo. Friday, some senior in com lab sat on my skirt. Dunno how she did it when she is sitting on a completely another chair. Then after school Xing Yin sat on my skirt. Then when boarding bus home some STRANGER sat on my skirt!!! ARGGHH... ...!!!!!! My grandma is so going to scold me for crumpling it lo. (Even if it is not my fault.) (Wait, it is neither Xing Yin and others fault. Ya, its my skirt's fault. I should say that.)
Currently stuck with photoshop thing. And I JUST realised to my HOOROR that I put wrong string at wrong place. Now I have to redrag all the 21 strings.(I can't believe I wrote hoorer. Its making me sound like an owl.)
BUAARRGGHHH!!!!!! Photoshop encountored a problem. Windows is checking for a solution. MY 21 STRINGS GUZHENG!!!!!!! NI ZAO SI!!!!!!老子的GUZHENG!!!!!!
Guess I should have saved it every 5 minutes. SAME SITUATION with my Chinese SIA. I am so unlucky even though I am blogging.*sob*
Oh, and I forgot to bring my handphone again. So can't write the handphone smses.
YAY!!!!!Naruto shippuuden movie Bonds FINALLY came out!!! But it is not subbed yet. But should be done by next week or perhaps 2 weeks later at narutoget.com(thanks to LShu Hui, who recommended the site)
Okay, got to go now. At least I posted something. When Xinge told me yesterday that my blog is officially rotting(is it Xinge in the first place?? I forgot.) Oh, and today de FPS Xinge changed her name to WANG XING haha. da shu hui spotted it first. $.$
Extra money for FPS day, bought honeydew milkshake with it.
Hang on, why am I still going on and on when I am supposed to go???
And I hear the Bandai sponsor thingy coming from after the Naruto opening, which reminds me, Shugo Chara one is Point Canyon, which reminds me, my friend Cindy used to always imitate the Point Canyon phrase, which reminds me, maybe I should imitate also cos I am so wu liao and writing some fei hua in my blog which probably is annoying you , the reader, whoever you are. Which reminds me, I have to go off now before my grandma catch me not doing my photoshop and shriek her head off.
Talking about shrieking her head off. Her voice is extremely loud to begin with. So when she shrieks, the poor construction worker is going to have to rebuilt my block, thinking that there is a bomb blast.
Oh, and talking about construction workers, I saw the BIGGEST human shadow in my life just this week. Of a construction worker standing on a crane with his shadow displayed on the cloth to cover the frame of the building. So my first thought when I saw that was Giant Gorilla Attacks One Dollar's HDB flat. I can see it in the headlines next morning.
mailto:$%@!#!%??#$^!!!!???@#!#$$#!$ Which reminds me, bye.
+ Xyak @ 5:57 AM
Okay, if you ask Hong Ying or Zhong Xin I ALWAYS type SMSes without looking at the screen. And it came out EXTREMELY funny(although you might not think so cos you are not the one sending) But who cares??? I still posting^.^
Key: The one in brackets it wat i really wrote.
Okay, so one unfine day...
Me: (Zhong Xin, hw to do the Maths work sheet???)
Zhong Win, how to do the ma wk sit.
Zhong Xin: I'm not Zhong Win. and wat on earth is 马 work sit??
Me:(So this is wat i sent??? it is the handphone dictionary function fault, it does not have the word Xin.)
So tis is wat i sant? it is the dictionaro dunctiona falt it does not have the word xin.
Zhong Xin: dun understand@#!#$%$@???!!!
Me: It is not my falt i told you
Zhong Xin: fault spell wrongly :D
Me: (oh then tat is my fault)
oh them, tat is my valu
Me again: oh them that is my vault
Me again again: oh them that is my fault
Me again again again: oh then that is mt fault
Zhong Xin: finally correct...(汗)
Me: :D Way!!!!!!!:D
Zhong Xin:......(most likely think im retarded)
--I'm posting more soon!!!Still got HongYing one but im going to play facebook now hahahaa--
*lazy bum*
+ Xyak @ 11:22 PM